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Joke of the Day

"A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police . . . . . . . They're the police you racist cunt."

"How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box"

"Is it racist that I've been talking to this one white chick on my street for months now & just realized she's actually 5 white chicks?..."

"What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf"

"How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk? About three fifths."

"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"

"What do you call it when a guy fucks a girl and never calls her again? A hit and run"

"Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's fly into a window."

"Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you?"

"Great! I just wet my pants. Now people are gonna think I spilled my drink on myself."