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Joke of the Day

"How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box"

"If life gives you melons... Check for dyslexia"

"Why did my semen cross the road? The condom broke"

"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? pick it up and suck his dick"

"What's the difference between premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction? One's pretty quick, the other's a quitty prick."

"My girlfriend is so crazy she even traced down the girl who once kissed me in kindergarten."

"Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs."

"do you think my parents divorced because I'm too handsome like they said"

"Tell a girl shes pretty 100 times she wont believe you Tell a girl shes fat once and she'll remember it forever cause elephants never forget"