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Joke of the Day
"Great! I just wet my pants. Now people are gonna think I spilled my drink on myself."
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"What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number? A Ranged Marriage"
"How did the Haji find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying"
"Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it's too cheesy."
"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline."
"What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust Worse*"
"My friend's coming over, I've got to be careful... ...my house mates are crazy and he's allergic to nuts. *Yes indeed.*"
"Two condoms are walking down the street... And they pass a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and asks ""hey wanna get shit faced?"""
"Did you hear about the guy who's making ""Colostomy Bag Pipes"" on Kick Starter? They sound like shit."
"According to my fitness app, I ate a 6 mile fruit roll-up."