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Joke of the Day
"Great! I just wet my pants. Now people are gonna think I spilled my drink on myself."
Next Joke
"I overheard my girlfriend on the phone to her bff saying she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day. I hope she finds someone nice."
"What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet? dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)"
"Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to? Santa. /cringe"
"If two lawyers were drowning and you could only save one of them would you read the paper or go to lunch?"
"What does a burning Mexican farm smell like? Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos."
"No matter how kind you are... ...German children will always be kinder. Edit: Since you guys seem to like German jokes so much."
"I went to an archery range. I shot a lot of targets in arrow."
"There are two ways of arguing with a woman And neither one works."
"Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock -Who's there? -The plane captain."