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Joke of the Day

"Somebody told me to make an original wonderwall joke I said no"

"[at library] ME: Yes, I'd like to Czech out a book on eastern Europe. LIBRARIAN: 3rd floor ME: Get it? L: This is dialog, I'm not reading it"

"[at bar] ""Yeah I pulled down a solid 6 figs last year."" Whoa that's impressive! ""I know, right! Can't believe I got fired by that fig farm."""

"What type of jokes do Sikhs hate? Puns"

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because there's something odd about him"

"What happened to the blind surgeon? He got the sack."

"Did you hear about the Middle Eastern beauty contest? Me neither."

"Damn shame some of ya'll will get on twitter to say Goodmorning before even brushing your teeth. #mustymouthtweet"

"What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air? See you on the flip side."

"You can't spell grope without GOP."