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Joke of the Day
"I asked my girlfriend if she could wake me up with oral sex. I woke up to her sitting on my face."
Next Joke
"I'm organizing a party for people who can't ejaculate Please tell me if you can't come."
"[God creating pufferfish] How about a terrifying balloon"
"oh the aliens aren't speaking to us right now because idk they're pissed that we flaked out on that pyramid project they started or whatever"
"What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish."
"Why did the fatty cross the road? Because the free pizza wouldn't"
"What's colorless and smells sweet? Chloroform SHHHH.."
"Where did the Indian buy his sandwiches? The New Dehli"
"It gets cold in Alaska during the winter. Juneau what I mean?"
"Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!"