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Joke of the Day

"A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub."

"What kind of parents are see-through? Transparence!"

"Earlier today, scientists made it official that dolphins are second only to men when it comes to intelligence. So that pushes women further down to third place?"

"I can't believe AntMan and Spider-Man are in civil war. That really bugs me."

"DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance."

"Lesbians favourite vegetable? Okra Edit: For the people who don't get it [Okra, also known as ladies' fingers](#s)"

"Did you hear what the Pope was giving up for lent? His job."

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book about suicide. The librarian says ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

"What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on? Calculust"

"How many jews can u fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6 million in the ashtray. .."