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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat psychic? Not a ""medium"", but a ""large."""
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"""We heard reports that some guy saw a snowflake one time somewhere so we better cancel 5,000 flights."" - Airlines"
"Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil."
"Why didn't JFK ever like vodka? Because he couldn't handle a few shots"
"I once thought I had an Asian friend Turns out it was just my imaginasian"
"What did Hitler say to the Black Jew? ja, ja, arsch ficken mich harter, gestut"
"I tired to kill myself today... But, it was all in vein."
"Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed? Because he's always inbetween jobs."
"If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive... ...I would choose alive. -B.J. Novak-"