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Joke of the Day

"What did Hitler say to the Black Jew? ja, ja, arsch ficken mich harter, gestut"

"how do you confuse a masterbator? 32"

"What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with? ""None of your beeswax!"""

"On Average, ovulating women prefer rugged & masculine men. Menstruating women prefer men duct-taped and on fire."

"You never know what you've got until... you clean your room."

"Just saw a bug change its mind about going into a McDonalds."

"I used to be very indecisive But now I'm not so sure if I am anymore."

"What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A bat!"

"What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager."

"Gary Johnson in an Interview.. Reporter: Knock Knock! Gary Johnson: Who's there? Reporter: What is Alep Gary Johnson: What is Alepwho? Reporter: a-are you serious?"