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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't JFK ever like vodka? Because he couldn't handle a few shots"
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"What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American."
"What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!"
"I've already had 3 people ask if I have enough wine to last me through the hurricane. Beginning to think I may have a reputation."
"My Future I have a lot more trust and faith in my guidance counselor's advice after getting an empty fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant."
"What is the greatest sport in the history of the Olympics? Discus(s). [I think this works better verbally...]"
"Obama's reaction to NSA scandal ""This technology means spies will never have to use windows ever again."""
"The 2014 world limbo champion walks into a bar... and loses his title."
"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married? Feyonce"
"John Oliver ? that guy's so last week"