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Joke of the Day

"I once thought I had an Asian friend Turns out it was just my imaginasian"

"Hot girl in the avatar, but no selfies in your pics. I'm just gonna call you ""bro"" from now on."

"Lady at the door asked if I'd found Jesus and I was all HOW IS HE MISSING, IT WAS YOUR DAY TO WATCH HIM. I don't think she'll be back."

"What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician? -rate!!!"

"""Getting fat"" is absolutely a legitimate response to ""what have you been up to?"""

"An English, an Irish and a Scottish went to a bar... I am waiting they to come back to finish the joke"

"God damn it! I said ""glass of juice"" not ""gas the jews"". -Hitler"

"I wanted to make a joke about a bridge but I thought I might need to build the suspense first"

"Guy at door: How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage? Dad: yea sure [yells up to me] son, you live with this guy now!"

"My Mexican teacher asked for a 2 page essay, he wasn't happy when I brought him Juan. Thought this up in the car and thought the nice people of the Internet would want to know :)"