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Joke of the Day

"I don't believe Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back. He wouldn't get any balance laying on his shell."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !"

"Jew joke I'm a German Jew raised catholic and a chain smoker. I'm genetically engineered to hate myself.... And I think I'm gassing myself."

"Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at all."

"WORM 911: what's ur emergency FLATWORM: I CUT MYSELF BAD WORM 911: u need medical help? FLATWORM: wait, there's 2 of me now. we're good."

"A kid with A.D.D. walks in late for class... Look a squirrel!"

"An alcoholic walks into a candy store... then a table, then a chair, floor."

"When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing? When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver."

"The true test of any loving relationship is having two phones and only one functioning charger."

"Harassment Teacher: Frame a sentence using the word 'Harassment'. . . . Johnny: I was in love with a girl and Her Ass Meant a lot to me......."