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Joke of the Day

"The true test of any loving relationship is having two phones and only one functioning charger."

"Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter"

"I bet snowmen think it's weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin."

"How is an accordion like an artillery shell? Once you hear it, it's already too late."

"What's black and smells like people? Black People"

"I asked my shrink how he felt about the lack of progress he was making."

"What is the National bird of Pakistan? Drone"

"I used to race motorcycles. Man, those things are a lot faster than me."

"I was once told I run like a gazelle But the guy who said it was in a wheelchair, so I took it with a grain of salt."

"she need some alone time ..:P My girl friend said she needed some ""Alone time"".. So I made her an Orkut account.. :P... tietiefiss.com"