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Joke of the Day

"Nothing better than experiencing the majesty and wonder of the great outdoors on a really good television."

"I tried out to be a porn actor today, I was told I was under-qualified."

"What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone? ""Miss ewe!"""

"OC: What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common? They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)"

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard!"

"What is a long room with many doors called? I'm not sure, I hallways forget"

"What do they do with rope in space? Tie Astro-knots."

"What do you call a crazy train A loco-motive"

"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To bask in social approval."

"First date - I'll have an ice water and a lettuce wedge Tenth date - I'll have a large pizza, extra cheese. What do you want, honey?"