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Joke of the Day

"3 Canadians, 5 Americans, 2 Franks, 1 Arab, 6 Brits, 4 Aussies and 2 Chinese are in line to board a plane from Texas to New York. Who gets randomly searched?"

"What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch? Namaste"

"I found a rating for the Sun online. It was only a star."

"How do you describe getting cancer on your resume? As a real growth opprotunity"

"If you like airborne fecal matter you'll love being alive on earth"

"If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year"

"Why was the women unable to leave the boutique? She couldn't find the Dior"

"What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep."

"I know this gem of a procrastination joke. I'll tell you later."

"""Honey, don't try to feed ice cream to the Christmas tree,"" is a thing I literally just said."