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Joke of the Day
"Does ""who cares"" count as advice?"
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"So a guy enters a theme park alone"
"What's the difference between my daughter and my wife? I need viagra to maintain erection with my wife."
"How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada? Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you."
"High grades The son comes to his father: ""Dad, I got a 7.5 on my test"" ""Congratulations son! In which test?"" ""Breathalyzer. And they kept your car..."""
"""Pick a lane! Any lane!"" - I hate commuter magicians."
"Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting? Because he didn't habanero."
"best thread convo u came across Let em rip guys an gals"
"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? because it couldn't survive in the Battlefield."
"a few things i notice while on pain killers: i don't blink, unicorns talk too fast & i can remove my right leg at the hip."