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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not an egg timer?"
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"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls first guys says ""man, I really wish I could do that!"" seconds guy says ""pet him real nice and he'll probably let you"""
"How is Valve like Uranium-238? By the time they get to the third Half Life 13.5 Billion years will have passed."
"I wonder if Ronald McDonald sadistically cackles as he bludgeons innocent chickens and uses clown magic to turn them into nuggets."
"I told my wife she would look sexier with her hair back... She was pissed! Apparently that's a insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."
"What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong? Wrong."
"How many Ron Pauls does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in them."
"Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."
"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? Both lookin for a tight seal."