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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not an egg timer?"
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"Not to brag, but I just got a job as a fitness model... They hired me as the ""before"" picture."
"What's the worst game to give someone who has OCD and anxiety issues. Perfection."
"What do you call a charming tool? A rake"
"Some might say I peed my pants. I like to say I voided my bladder into my trousers like the classy refined gentleman that I am. #bt140"
"Babies are just like turtles, keep them in water and also feed them turtle food."
"Your mom is so sweet... I don't even need sugar when I'm eating her"
"How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?. None she is the joke"
"How do Orcs eat their food? By goblin it down."
"Why did GG Allin leave his own concert? Shit hit the fan"