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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"The doctor said I had a bad case of kyphosis. ""Are you sure?"" I said. He replied, ""Honestly, it's just a hunch."" Edit: [Jokes are funnier when explained](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyphosis)."

"Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher."

"Do you want to hear a joke about Pizza? Nah it's too cheesy"

"Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper."

"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's middle finger."

"The gas station air pump costs a dollar because air doesn't grow on trees."

"I wish corn would teach other foods how to explode into a different food that's 10 times better."

"5yo: Dad! Dad! Wake up! Me: What? What's wrong? 5yo: You said last night you need to be up by 7.. Me: It's 4am! 5yo: I can't tell time.."

"Got my grades today... ... and I got an A+ in on my Hepatitis test!"