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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if Ronald McDonald sadistically cackles as he bludgeons innocent chickens and uses clown magic to turn them into nuggets."

"What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7? An on-call-ogist"

"I wish babies could have babies. Adorable minibabies."

"After kissing a girl in back of the gym for several hours I said, ""You know, this isn't working out."""

"Wait, so hallways in mental institutions aren't called psychopaths? Well they should be."

"I just invented a new word! Plagiarism"

"Well, America actually did it It Trumped Brexit."

"Chemistry joke thread? I'll start: I was at -273.15C one time. It was OK. What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon."

"Donald Trump has just announced a massive jobs program involving tax credits for shredded cheese factories. He says he wants to ""make America grate again."""

"[god, creating ducks] Just like put a surfboard mouth on a big pigeon and make it like a loud idiot. I don't know"