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Joke of the Day

"When testing, make like a frat boy And bang out the easy ones first"

"I wish airplanes flapped their wings and shit on cars"

"A wife is like a hand grenade... remove the ring and your house is gone!"

"What is worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"

"I wanna see some BUTTS on da dance floor! ONLY butts. Detached from their owners, just kinda in a pile. In the middle. Nice. Good butt pile."

"""Hey man, the hot girl from class winked at me today!"" ""Really, bro?"" ""Yeah, with both eyes too!"""

"What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal? Computer"

"I always drink heavily whenever there's a blizzard or a hurricane or the slightest breeze."

"Have you heard about the new store coming to the mall? It's a pretty *hot topic*."

"Have you heard the one about the ignorant proctologist? He didn't know shit."