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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear? Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim"
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"Heisenberg got pulled over by the cops for speeding Winding down his window, he was greeted by a shout of ""Do you know how fast you were going?!"" ""Not a clue, but I know *exactly* where I was."""
"what is 50 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."
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"I fart in church so I can sit in my own pew."
"Sometimes it's really hard to tell who's winning when you fight sarcasm with sarcasm."
"What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about them, but you never see one"
"I can smell shit, but I can't find it."
"What's the difference between an Afghan Military Base and a Pakistani School? I don't know, I just fly the drone."
"I'm 12 feet taller than my grandparents. I'm 6 feet tall and they're 6 feet under."