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Joke of the Day
"What are the most common mistakes your ______ makes in bed?"
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"An old one. What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile."
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"I made a Starbucks barista cry I put my name down as Dad and he stood there calling it over and over again with no reply."
"It's not that I enjoy hot, steamy showers. I just want the mirrors fogged up so I can't see my naked body."
"What do you call a George Clooney sex party? A Georgy. ( )"
"The past, present and future walk into a room. It got all tense."
"Does anyone see this? Test post please respond"
"My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."
"Is that a tuna roll in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi yuk yuk yuk"