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Joke of the Day

"Doctor wanted a semen sample, stool sample and urine sample. I gave him a pair of my underwear. Here, you sort it out."

"Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night? Because he was empty inside."

"The Mongols In the early days of their empire the mongols were openly mocked by their enemies for being so small and weak. Needless to say, Genghis khan really *stepped* up to the challenge."

"DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?"

"You kids today with your on demand music don't know the euphoria of hearing your jam come on the radio without the DJ talking over it."

"It's impossible to say ""mesh"" without sounding like Sean Connery... Also you just tried it."

"How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish? Adidos!"

"How do you make Canadians? Fucking eh's. I'll see myself out."

"TIL Dr Dre adopted a child from Mexico The child calls him his ""PaDre"""

"Are you going to buy something this time? Or are you ""just curious""? Let's just say I'm buy-curious."