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Joke of the Day
"How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish? Adidos!"
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"OB-GYN My uncle is a very accomplished OB-GYN. He is also incredibly humble, when asked what he does for a living, he casually responds, 'I'm in the cervix industry. '"
"Whenever I show someone a picture on my phone, I assume ninja stance in case they start scrolling."
"Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls."
"how do we know that jews crucified Jesus? they used one nail for both legs"
"What's the difference between three cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"So a turkey and a ham are walking into a cancer survivors meeting... The ham looks over at the turkey and says: ""What are you doing here? You aren't cured. """
"My girlfriend was so intent on going shopping for a dress that she wouldn't even think about seeing a movie. I swear, she's such a clothes-minded person sometimes."
"Looking at you, I understand why some animals eat their young."
"""Seek immediate medical help if you experience a resurrection lasting more than 2000 years."""