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Joke of the Day
"It's impossible to say ""mesh"" without sounding like Sean Connery... Also you just tried it."
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"*wife wonders where I am in the store* *hears glass shatter* *knows where I am*"
"A black man goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... The bartender looks at the parrot and says, ""Wow! That's a beauty. Where'd you get him?"" The parrot replies, ""Africa""."
"Guy comes to my door and asks if I want to be a Jehovah's Witness I said, ""Hey man I didn't even see the accident"""
"My son walks in on me masturbating. He asks me what am i doing. I say, don't worry son you will be doing it soon. Why dad? he asks. Because my arm is getting tired"
"I watched Al Jazera and was very disappointed. Not nearly enough music from the 1920s."
"At first I didn't know how to dig a trench but then I got to the bottom of it."
"why do ghosts like elevators? it lifts their spirits"
"Why do countries ""cut ties"" when things get tense ? So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties."
"Once an American asked a Mexican.. ""What separates dogs and Mexicans?"" The Mexican said, ""A border""."