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Joke of the Day
"Mom Can we go out and play with granny? Yes, just don't bite her nails or I'll close the coffin"
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"Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha"
"Love, ethnic food, & the end of the world. What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world? El Taco Lips."
"Why did Tiger Woods stop winning golf tournaments? Because he stopped cheating"
"*grandpa in hospice* ""son your generation relies on technology too much"" ""no gramps"" *pulls the plug* ""yours does."" beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"
"who has two thumbs and loves stupid bets?? not me i lost mine in a bet"
"As long as you're good at blending in, you can be part of Brad and Angelina's family too."
"One of the lights in my bathroom is out. I look at least ten years younger."
"Ate a hot dog at the food court today and four gay men gave me a standing ovation."
"My films ended with the black and white era. The song-writers gone and the music-directors too. Noise rules."