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Joke of the Day
"I recently read a book by Donald Trump on finance It had 9 chapter 11s."
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"What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday? Yellow Cake http://imgur.com/gallery/FGFV1Em/new"
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"Jokes religious people find offensive Why did chicken cross the road? He had cancer on his balls. P.S. He was actually Allah and not chicken"
"Not a joke. I just wish more jokes were shorter."
"Interviewer:Do you have time for a question? A: Yes...but...do...you...have...time...for...my...answer?"