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Joke of the Day
"Bill Clinton's real-life aging looks like fake Back to the Future aging."
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"Ha ji, kuch arz kiya hai | Shayeri joke sms"
"That awkward moment when I'm really drunk and you're still ugly."
"Little could our great-grandparents have imagined how many dicks and tits we'd all see in our lifetimes."
"Our Xmas dinner also happens to be my New Year's resolution Bone-less turkey"
"Only in America would they name a state after a bucket of fried chicken."
"Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me... I suffered super fish oil injuries."
"Knock knock! ""Who's there?"" ""L.A."" ""L.A. who?"" ""L.A. who Akbar!"""
"The Soviet Cycle of Procrastination First, you are Putin down your work. Then, you are Stalin for time. Finally, you are Russian to finish."
"Two eggs and a strip of bacon walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says, ""Sorry - we don't serve breakfast here."""