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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hitler and Ronald McDonald? One of them is red and the other one is dead. LOLZ"

"Why did Adele cross the road? To get to the other side!!!!!! Like the song, ""hello from the other side"""

"Why does Spider-Man only drink Kool-aid? Because with grape powder comes great responsibility."

"What do you do when your Apple device gets warm? Ask apple to open the backdoor."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles"

"My teachers are like my girlfriends... They are both best between periods."

"Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel? Angela Merkel."

"You mean there's another way to eat toast besides hunched over the sink like a fucking criminal??"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...ba dum tss!"

"If you add enough jalapenos no one will ever know you're a bad cook."