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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To confuse pirates"
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"A pretty face gets old, a nice body changes, but a good woman will always be a good woman."
"What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday? Aziz, I'm sorry."
"Live today like it's your last. But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."
"How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb? Two, as always."
"This one will probably take a while to understand. What kind of grades did Hitler make in school? Not C's!"
"What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway."
"Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going into work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a very obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"It's so cute how all the free sandwiches in the fridge at work have little names."