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Joke of the Day
"How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb? Two, as always."
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"(Calm down, this isn't a racist joke.) How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? (Not a racist joke!) You look for the fresh prints!"
"a boy died in a microwave while playing hide and seek...silly kids these days pretending to be hot pockets"
"Ceilings were just ambitious walls."
"GOD: That's the last of the animals. Now add warning colors to the poison ones ANGEL: Will do GOD: But not all of them, keep some surprises"
"What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common? They're both homo-genius."
"So Samsung released a new knife! Its brand new cutting-edge technology"
"The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!"
"I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my life creating wacky sci-fi inventions... The time machine alone set me back 15 years."
"Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell died yesterday. Purses are being held at half-mast."