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Joke of the Day
"How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb? Two, as always."
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"What is going to replace ObamaCare? Don.T.Care"
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"I don't get scatological humor. That shit isn't funny to me."
"Happy 1 month anniversary to the 37 browser tabs I have open."
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"I wish I was an American so that I had the right to bear arms. I'd probably go for panda bear arms because awwwww, so cute."