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Joke of the Day
"A pretty face gets old, a nice body changes, but a good woman will always be a good woman."
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"What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say? ""Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"""
"Actual text from 17 y/o son: kin u com bi nd swoop me? I hope he means hit him with my car, because that's the plan"
"Why did the mafia cross the road? Hey forget about it"
"Damn, boy are you Cosmo magazine? cause you sure have issues with women"
"Nerdy joke What did the web server told the browser? My <BODY> is ready. What did the browser answer? Please give me <HEAD> first."
"If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits"
"What do we want? FLEXIBLE WORK SCHEDULES THAT ACCOMMODATE FAMILY LIFE! When do we want it? [Unintelligible yelling of different dates]"
"A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt dusted himself down and said ""OK who moved my dog?"""
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"