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Joke of the Day

"And the cat's in the cradle so the baby must be at the pet groomer's, this is a terrible mix-up."

"apparently some people have been using wind to take the leaves from my frontyard and put them other places. they are still mine regardles"

"According to my current parking spot I'm a physician"

"What did the square say to the blob? You're out of shape."

"So I slept with a blind girl last night. She mentioned how big I was down there. I replied, 'you're pulling my leg!'"

"You know the 4 quarters Lebron joke, how about the Dirk one? I asked Dirk for change for a dollar; he gave me 4 quarters and a dime. He always gives any extra 10%."

"Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates? I guess that some people just want to see the world turn"

"So, a girl was giving me a handjob... and I told her to stop because she was rubbing me the wrong way."

"Gang rape... ...5 of 6 people will enjoy it."

"Thought of a Chuck Norris joke today. This user no longer exists."