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Joke of the Day
"And the cat's in the cradle so the baby must be at the pet groomer's, this is a terrible mix-up."
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"Hey Facebook, I really don't care that a friend of mine commented on someone else's status or photo."
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"I hate racism and black people."
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"What do you call the process of creatively making drip coffee? Arts and carafes."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well I saw this light at the window...!"
"What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back? An escalador."
"How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? ""How many do you think it takes?"""