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Joke of the Day
"I'm all for people, places, and things. I guess you could say I am pronouns."
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"Married with Children was much funnier on TV."
"Damn girl are you deaf? I said, Damn girl are you deaf?"
"SORRY I GOT IN THE VAN AND ATE ALL OF THE CANDY AND NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ME."
"I'm sick of all of the Irish stereotypes... As soon as I finish this drink I'm punching someone"
"Me: Siri set an alarm for 6am tomorrow morning. I want to go to the gym before work. Siri: Lol"
"I knew my wife was having a bad day when she put her tampon behind her ear and couldn't find her cigarette."
"A programmer goes on a walk XD"
"""So....sad.....must...text...everyone I know..."" ~ Girls"
"What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes? Re-morse code"