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Joke of the Day
"What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building? Left behind"
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"The Duggar family just announced the name of the newest addition to the family! Joe-Mo Lester"
"After My Music Lesson, My Teacher Said I Should Be Tenor Tenor twelve feet away from her."
"Q: Why do they call a horse a horse? A: Because they speak English."
"Tornadoes and marriage are alike, because they both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house."
"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rolling."
"57% of serial killers were bed wetters until an unusually advanced age. Let's make fun of them! What's the worst that could hap..never mind."
"If I can eat or drink it in less than two minutes, don't tell me it's 3.5 servings."
"Picturing all of your organs, just laying there pulsating under your skin, is a pretty terrible way to try to fall asleep."
"What do you call a blind hooker Free"