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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a slutty bee? With a hornet."
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"I used to pee my pants every time i stood in front of my 3rd grade class it cost me my teaching career."
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"Why did Steve fall off the swing? Because he was a potato!"
"How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them."
"Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch."
"I know one song that won't be popular in gay clubs anymore. Murder on the Dance Floor."
"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"
"Girl, you're like speeding in a construction zone... Double Fine"
"What flavor gum does a scientist prefer? Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke."