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Joke of the Day

"Reddit is going orange From what I hear it's a new black."

"Math jokes never work on me I have trouble differentiating them. They aren't an integral part of my life and most of the time they just don't add up."

"I'm going to the hospital tomorrow...not because I'm sick, but because they have free pudding if you're fast enough."

"Hey- ZigZag- What causes dry eyes? Ducts out of water ..."

"I feel bad for the children of Vegans because no one gets found when their picture's on the back of unsweetened organic almond milk."

"I hate combing my hair... It reminds me of what I did to everyone else: Let them down."

"What Is A Mexican's Favorite Bookstore? Borders."

"An Irishman and his bean soup Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty."

"Preowned Jaguar for sale. Beloved family member, excellent shape. Wife forced me to put her up for sale after she (the jaguar) ate the kids."

"The label of this bag of roasted peanuts includes a warning that they come from a plant that processes peanuts"