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Joke of the Day
"What Is A Mexican's Favorite Bookstore? Borders."
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"[parole hearing] ""What will u do if released?"" ""Kill everyone on the jury."" ""What?"" ""Buy everyone jewellery."" ""Aw. Granted."""
"What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours"
"Secretly hoping my ex will call or text one day, just so I can reply, 'Who's this?'"
"What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm."
"It's really too bad that Magic Johnson played in an era in which the hilarity of his nickname was so underappreciated."
"What's the difference between your mom and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."
"I used to be addicted to soap, but i'm clean now."
"Online guy: wanna chat I'm 9 inches Me: i'm 58 you would barely reach the middle of my shin how could we hold hands on our wedding day"
"what's the difference between light and hard you can sleep with the light on"