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Joke of the Day

"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"My boyfriend called my skirt a petticoat and now he's paying bills using a quill on parchment paper wearing his wooden false teeth."

"Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people."

"I went to the zoo - it only had one animal, a small dog. It was a shitsu"

"""Super Faggot"" is a terrible nickname for a baby."

"I made this. When you think about it, it is kind of silly that honey contains B vitamins."

"Umami so fat she gets mistaken for lipid"

"People always ask me, where do I come up with my status', do I make them up, or do I get them from the internet.. Truth is people. I use Status Enhancing Drugs."

"If your feet smell and your nose runs... ...you're probably built upside-down."

"I bought what I thought was a Burger King But infact it was just a little Wimpy."