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Joke of the Day

"The store that has everything. I keep hearing about this amazing store that has EVERYTHING. Unfortunately I cant find it anywhere... anyone know where ""Participating Locations"" is at?"

"In dog beers I've only had 2."

"What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do? A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!"

"My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. ""It's worth spending money on good speakers,"" he told me."

"Nodoze - original Q: Why did the guy eat a bicycle with training wheels when he had to pull an allnighter? A: Because it was for tired."

"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-einated"

"Money can't buy you happiness. But I'd rather be unhappy in a Bentley."

"They say that the best airing time is 20:00... ...but I think 19:59 is the real prime time."

"People Magazine sounds like something aliens pretending to be humans would call their magazine."

"What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself? A shell-fie"