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Joke of the Day
"I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about this"
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"How much does a cockney spend on shampoo? Paan ten."
"If Sean Connery was in the bathroom and told someone what he was doing, it would sound like he was repeating himself. ""I'm shitting in here, pooping."""
"Is she hot?- A guy's reply to any story that starts with ""This girl I know.."""
"""I can't wait to move back to Mexico."" -No Juan, ever"
"always carrying a megaphone in case you have to sigh at someone far away"
"WebMD auto dialed an ambulance when I entered my chicken nugget intake."
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"So I broke up with my German girlfriend. She said I didn't pay enough attention and suggested I attend a concentration camp."