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Joke of the Day

"So Nicole Scherzinger has gone from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Guess orange really is the new black."

"What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college? Bison"

"Can you really take sticks and twigs and make them into clothing? Sew it wood seam"

"Did you hear they're planting in a million trees throughout Harlem? In a city effort to improve public transportation."

"2015: This is our son, Aiden. 2016: This is our son, Lemonaiden."

"After cribbing about yet another one of my Pranks, I told my girlfriend that she ""Can't take a Joke"" ""I let u put your cock in me don't I"" she replied."

"A girl posted a status in her facebook wall ""I got my period today."" 20 boys liked it. 10 boys commented, ""Thank God."""

"Why do Gay guys wear condoms? To play star wars."

"Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours"

"My boss is so nit picky that he's not even a micro manager... ...he's a quantum manager."