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Joke of the Day

"Q: who was the world's first carpenter? A: Eve, she made Adam's banana stand!"

"How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left."

"I recently surveyed 100 women about their favorite shampoo preferences... The number one answer was, ""What the hell are you doing in my bathroom!?"""

"Why can Stephen Hawking only do one liners Because he can't do stand ups"

"Why do they call it Black Friday? I dunno, I'm just waiting to hear white people ask how come there's no White Friday."

"My wife left me According to her, she is sick of me talking behind her back and pushing her around. In my defence, she's in a wheelchair."

"Why are there no black CIA agents? Because you'd never be able to convince him to help the massive drug smuggling conspiracy that's shipping cocaine into his family's neighborhood."

"What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called? A *paradox.*"

"There's so many things trendy now that haven't been popular for a century now... Beards, suspenders, home-births, natural produce, measles..."

"Just got back in the USA, I heard something about a party here? I don't know, there's a song about it and everything."