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Joke of the Day
"texting and driving is dangerous because u might accidentally text the lips emoji to your boss"
Next Joke
"This is your pilot speaking. If you have any requests, please give them to the flight attendant. Anyway, here's Wonderwall."
"I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear."
"what comes after the bar? f. as in barf because drinking can make people barf .. f could also mean fuck because drinking can make people fuck that is all"
"The whole purpose of travel is to return home and discover what your house actually smells like."
"I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. The hangovers are killing me..."
"Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant There's always a chance your body will reject it."
"A bought my girlfriend bondage supplies as a gag gift She was at a loss for words"
"Farting sense Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"
"I got my bucket list mixed up with my shopping list Swam with dolphin-safe tuna."