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Joke of the Day
"I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. The hangovers are killing me..."
Next Joke
"What do a pimp and a cowboy have in common? They both know how to throw a hoedown. Not my joke, just passing it on."
"Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming? He did too much coding."
"I want to watch a porn where both people scream out lengthy Starbucks drink orders when they orgasm"
"You may not like EVERY government agency... ...but you've really gotta hand it to the IRS."
"In the navy, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
"Thanks honey for rolling over at 3am and telling me I should get some sleep.In my insomnia stupor that hadn't crossed my mind."
"What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street? Sesame Street has an Oscar."
"Don't play pocket hockey... the referee is a dick!"
"A book fell on my head the other day, I only have my shelf to blame"