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Joke of the Day
"Art: Stop it. Life: *mockingly* Stopp iiit."
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"My plans must be so fat they never work out."
"Some people say that The Big Bang Theory disproves God... I mean, sure, it's not the best show, but I wouldn't go *that* far."
"What do you call an Englishman with no butt? An assless chap."
"What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base? One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence. The other is an Iraqi Army base."
"Thanks, meeting venue that turns off the AC in the restrooms--I love emerging from taking a dump looking like I just ran a marathon!"
"My desires are... unconventional. (Hands you a phone and makes you call my boss and quit my job for me)"
"I just want to feel as important as a person who remains on a phone call through the entire duration of a grocery checkout."
"What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? ""There's more there than meets the sty."""
"What do you call a black ghost? Bill Cosby. He comes while you're sleeping."