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Joke of the Day

"Some people say that The Big Bang Theory disproves God... I mean, sure, it's not the best show, but I wouldn't go *that* far."

"My wife said she had a doctor's appointment at 2:30. I asked her if she was sure it wasn't a dentist's appointment."

"Having sex while camping is so amazing it's ***In-Tents***"

"Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars a bus and two fire engines !"

"A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us."

"I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed."

"Chicken stock has gone up today, but only by a poultry sum."

"What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaand eeeeeeyeeee"

"Right now, someone is wearing cargo pants and getting away with it. I can't even concentrate on my book."

"A young boy once reached out to the grab some fog but he mist."