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Joke of the Day
"If an ant smells bad, what is it called? De-Oder-Ant"
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"How do you get your girlfriend to fart? Pull out"
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"Hey guys, does anyone have an averagely long horror story that just ends in a pun? Any comments appreciated!"
"Attempted to have a bath. I am 6'2"". The bathtub most certainly is not. I looked like a praying mantis trying to take a nap in an iPod dock."
"Old but Gold. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese."
"Fun DIY Project Even YOU Can Do Step 1: Flip over empty wine bottle Step 2: Use base as weapon"
"What do you call a stubborn Egyptian? In denile"
"[home late] Where were you? ""Uh, with my.. gf?"" Gf? Well, tell us about her! What's her name? [commercial on tv] uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota"
"I really enjoy fastening bits of metal together It's riveting"