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Joke of the Day

"""They say penguins can't fly. Can't? Or never got the chance?"" I whisper in the penguin's ear, shoving him out of the aircraft."

"Why Donald Trump will be one term president? One can only trump the nation once!"

"How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke) Go to a cliff and yell ""Mangia"". If your echo says "" cake""...."

"*sees guy buying toilet paper* ahahaha that's gonna be for poop"

"What is the black kid getting for Christmas? Your T.V."

"Sometimes it's not about missing someone, it's about reloading and trying again."

"Dipping dots, more like garbage dots. Go back to the future, dipping dots"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I was wearing the wrong socks."

"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Bonus: Knock knock. Who's there? Not the little girl... EDIT: Pardon the crappy delivery, english isn't my fist language. ;)"

"Sometimes at the beach it's like ""gross, is that a condom?"" Yes. And it's staying on. Not looking to raise any shark children."