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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team? Because then Dallas would want one too."
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"What do a house and clean clothes have in common? Homeless people have neither."
"spit your drink at the person sitting across from you and tell them it's because you were laughing at this."
"A racist man laments... If people gave him $1 for every racist thing he said or done he'd be able to make a small contribution of 1 million dollars to Donald Trump's campaign."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastards."
"What would be different if men got pregnant? Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem."
"Dance like nobody's watching. Paint like your girlfriend doesn't text you too much. Sing like you didn't struggle with algebra in 9th grade."
"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus"
"My fathers wife bought a ""Christian cookbook"" I didn't even know they had different recipes, I've been eating sin all along."
"What's gray and comes in quarts? Elephants"