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Joke of the Day

"Snoo VS Reddit Stalker More like... ***Alien VS Predator...*** **/o\**"

"THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes."

"I was asked on a biology test ""what is most commonly found in cells"" Black people was the wrong answer..."

"I'm sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don't really get the metric system. How much exactly is ""in moderation""?"

"How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada? Piece of cake."

"What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common? They both have problems with delivery."

"Before Calling Me, ask yourself ""Is This Textable?"""

"What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks"

"My pal is very dumb. The first time she saw a spaghetti bowl, she thought of a harder version of Mikado."

"My neighbor came pounding on my front door at 2am last night lucky for him, I was up practicing my bag pipes."