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"Snoo VS Reddit Stalker More like... ***Alien VS Predator...*** **/o\**"
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"I realized I was an adult when I almost bought napkins instead of taking a wad of free ones from Chipotle. Almost."
"Impress your date. Be wild. Flip the table. Flip it 360 so its upright again & nothing has moved except a roll that has flown into her mouth"
"Last call for me is when my phone is at 10% battery."
"Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box."
"I have 6 locks on my door. When I leave, I lock 3. So no matter how long somebody tries to pick the locks, they are always locking 3. Suckas"
"Dad jokes are amazing/beautiful/magical things!! People today seem to thing dad jokes are cringe worthy but being a dad i feel i must speak out!! So what arr your best dad jokes?"
"Why are monkeys pedantic? Because they love nitpicking."
"If a man and a woman get married in Tennessee then move to Texas and get divorced... Are they still brother and sister?"
"Lets go to the symphony Beethoven: You guys want some symphonies tonight!? Crowd: **cheers loudly** Beethoven: I can't hear you!"